wolfgirlmaddie — queens of keeping their sex life to themselves

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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queens of keeping their sex life to themselves

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some of you could take notes

sapeami

forgive me for having a life more complex, enjoyable, and social than that of a single celled organism i fucking guess

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https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1

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vonkarn

listen to me. i do not care how old you are or how silly you think something is. in this world you have to take the things that make you happy and be all about them. it’s the only way you’re gonna survive.

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this is why i’m absolutely throwing a tiny birthday party for my plush possum Turnpike in two days bc august 18th is her birthday. she’s gonna be 1

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happy birthday Turnpike!!

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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!


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